deeseesjaasteen: Can you introduce me to your brother? He is soooo hot. By the way, how do I ask this as an anonymous person?
I can see why you would want to meet my brother. Aside from being funny, carefree, and smart; he’s the most mysterious guy in the world.
- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
- His charm is so contagious, vaccines were made for it.
- He once visited a psychic, to warn her.
- When he was little, when asked by a teacher “What do you wanna be when you grow up?,” he answered, “Myself.”
Stay thirsty my friends.







